Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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