Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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