This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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