come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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