sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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