Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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