ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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