You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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