I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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