Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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