Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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