he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
tell me about the eggs
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