You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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