Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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