Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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