It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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