No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
It's official drugs can't kill me
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize