For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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