Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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