omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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