You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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