but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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