I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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