absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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