new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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