I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize