i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Bring me that man meat
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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