i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You did what with his pubic hair?
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