Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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