i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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