OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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