Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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