he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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