she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I want a musical about memes.
Your penis caused this!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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