we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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