Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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