Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
we're making bets on your personal life
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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