whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
NoShamevember. You game?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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