2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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