No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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