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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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