Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
where are my eyebrows?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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