we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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