then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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