stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
