please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
i think im in europe. pls send help
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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