I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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