so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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