I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
this hospital has no fireball
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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