fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
