Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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