she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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