Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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