no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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