Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
She announced her abortion via fbk
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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